Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

Panera

1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.

Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.

by hell'semployee October 14, 2004

Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.

Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.

by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009

Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.

I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.

by kturk May 24, 2005

pavarazzi

(1) One who photographs only celebrities who work in opera or other musical theater; (2) an obese photographer

(1) The Three Tenors were hounded by the pavarazzi everywhere they went; (2) I couldn't see anything because of that pavarazzi waddling around in front of me with his camera.

by James Stafford (but not that one) February 3, 2008

Panera Bread

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.

I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017

Paveway

An american made laser guided bomb attached to the Mk-80 series unguided bombs.

The F-16C lifted off from Gunsan with two 2000-lbs Paveways under its wings.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003