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pavement special 

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

pavement princess 

a street-walking prostitute
I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.
pavement princess by Felix January 14, 2005

Pavement Melter 

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing
Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter
Pavement Melter by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Pavement Paralysis 

The inability to walk along the street without prevention
By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!
Pavement Paralysis by Littlespud October 6, 2011

pavement powder 

i.e like fairy dust, a random powdered substance giving unprecedented buzz and visual effects, found on the pavement, therefore totally unidentifiable.
man I got the best hit from a line of that pavement powder that i've ever had from any drug. what was it?
pavement powder by walker of lives December 18, 2012

Pavement Crawler 

A 4x4 truck or SUV that has been built or modified more for street use rather than off-roading. Typically lowered with street tires, along with other modifications to improve performance, handling, braking and cornering.
"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
or
"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"
Pavement Crawler by Grumpybstrd April 18, 2013