Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

.................

Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2022

Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.

"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

by meetoo September 6, 2003

Parting Gift

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.

"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

palinguistics

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

by thebetterTed February 3, 2010