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pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.
I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man
by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015
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Isaias Pastor

Gay. Usually very gay. Seen at McDonalds a lot. Has almost no friends and barely I'd hanging onto his relationship.
You I saw Isaias Pastor in the back of McDonalds. He was sucking Ronald's dick.
by Swaggy Gry October 30, 2017
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the Pastor James

when a girl puts her fist in your butt while giving you a blowie
I was with blowjob Betty when she surprised me with The Pastor James
by sqrl1876 February 9, 2022
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Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.
Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer
by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021
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Pastor Mase

(Or 'Pastor Mason')Refers to the rapper Mase(Mason Betha), who is now a registered pastor as of April 1999. Forming his own ministry, S.A.N.E. (Saving a Nation Endangered). Returned to the rap music scene as of August 24th 2004 with come-back album 'Welcome Back'.
'Pastor Mase' is often found as a reference to Mase in fairly recent rap tunes...
by k_book September 10, 2005
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pastor flaggon

1} prenounced, pass-ta flaggon means what it says

2} religeous person for aboriginals in the north west of western australia near the town of halls creek
hae brudda, pastor flaggon and let us have a swig
by silent=rob July 9, 2007
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Pastoral Symphony

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass
by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009
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