page rape

It's a situation that occurs once an individual feels the need to release compulsory energies dwelling within them onto the Facebook profile page of another individual:

1) "Liking" every single picture and/or every notification on their profile page that will allow you to "like" the said notification.

2) Flooding the victim's profile page with useless nonsense.

3) Hacking into the victim's personal account and altering information that is used to inform people of the victim's personal life/hobbies/interest, etc.

4) Hacking into the victim's personal account with the sole purpose being that you will post a, "Status Update" with falsified information pertaining to the hacker's choice of topic. Usually it is a status that is meant to be condescending or directed toward the victim himself or herself.

5) Pokes or "Poke Wars".

6) Friend Suggestions. These "Friend Suggestions" would contain individuals that you have never met, want to meet or need to meet. These "friends" are usually of a non-attractive specimen category.

7) Tagging the victim in any picture that he could find on anybody's profile page.

8) For those with a more daring repertoire: Deleting the victim's personal Facebook account.

<i>Victim's next status update once "Page Rape" has been commited":</i>

"MATT ZOMFG IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!@@!@@!!"

<i>First comment on the status:</i>

<i>Darrell Jamal</i) Aw shiiiit son yo ass got page raped Fr00b13+ lolz

by bruinboi16 August 31, 2011

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions (such as one's own). Now accessible not only by clicking on an author's name at the end of his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the definition search bar found in the top-right corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn.

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions, such as one's own. Now accessible not only by clicking on the hyperlink of one's UD authorial name following his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the search bar found in the upper right-hand corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn. . . or, click on my little grey underlined name found directly below this definition (immediately succeeding ‘Source: ’ and preceeding ‘, Wyoming, OHio {Queen City}, Sept 19, 2005’; inbetween the two).

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

jimmy page

An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.

Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?

by Ian Davis January 11, 2006

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

paige dodd

One of the fittest girls you'll ever know. Is very popular and is extremely awkward at times. Has dark brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. Once you meet a paige dodd get to know her since she's a lovley young girl

"Your such a paige dodd ! Just look how sexy you are"

by Mansblazed June 24, 2017