Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 13, 2021

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, usually sent in a fit of rage or hate.

"Man I heard you were sent a Nono paragraph"

"Yeah, and I'm sad now"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 24, 2022

scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022

Paragraph

A group of girls who are on their period.

Each of them is a sentence, because they have a period, so a group of them makes a paragraph.

That paragraph of girls went to the toilet together to change their tampons.

by JoJo1UP April 13, 2021

October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

Paragraph Guy

'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.

POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip

Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?

Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)

Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts

by Bushin March 23, 2025