Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, typically consists of several paragraphs mashed into one.

"So I heard that he sent you a Nono Paragraph"
"Yeah, it took me two hours to read through it all"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 20, 2022

Paragraph

A long text that could only be a few sentences.

Jazzy took a bowl from the cabinet and placed it on the counter. Then, she went to the fridge and opened it. After that ,she brought out the milk from the fridge.Then,she brought down the cereal box.After that,she poured her cereal inside.Lastly,she poured the milk and got a spoon and put it in the bowl,ITS CEREAL! Theres the paragraph.

by momoftrueperspective September 21, 2021

Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.

message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”

by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025

paragraph guy

The person In the comment section users call upon to give context to show and movie clips.

Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.

by sharkster September 7, 2024

Paragraph Guy

'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.

POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip

Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?

Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)

Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts

by Bushin March 23, 2025

October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

Paragraph

It is a block of "words" and "sentences". It is a block of literary terms that should make some kind of linguistic sense

He wrote a long paragraph consisting of words and sentences

by supPage April 18, 2025