jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.

Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.

by CherryCunt June 28, 2014

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Pancaking

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.

Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.

by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

panochita

"Pussy," in Spanish.


Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta Punk Rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita

Translation:

I like my reggae
I like punk rock
But the thing I like best is pussy

(Lyrics from Sublime - 'Caress Me Down')

by TimboCoc November 21, 2004

spooky pancakes

A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.

Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!

by letithappen88 December 31, 2016

Silly pancakes

Silly pancakes is pancake that makes you silly because the pancakes are of course silly pancakes 🥞

Silly pancakes make jump around because they are silly pancakes bahahaha!

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

by Clagbo July 19, 2006