Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.
"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"
'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"
'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
Get the badly packed taco mug.Its when you give someone a prank call similar to the attempts by OwnagePranks, using different accents (preferably Vietnamese and Indian).
Vietnamese: Fuc all da japanese bebooo (people)
Indian: You do it gord gord?
Asian Restaurant : Fu King Chanese restaurant speaking.
Pranker: Fuc all da chineeese bebooo
Asian Restaurant: Fuck yo mowther
Pranker: dude you just got ownage pranked!
Indian: You do it gord gord?
Asian Restaurant : Fu King Chanese restaurant speaking.
Pranker: Fuc all da chineeese bebooo
Asian Restaurant: Fuck yo mowther
Pranker: dude you just got ownage pranked!
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Get the ill-packed kebab mug.When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
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Get the Tits-Packed mug.Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Mustard Packed mug.A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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