pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

panister

a combination of disgusting old white guys that like to hit on young girls... "p" comes from petafile, "an" from canibal, "ist" from rapist, and "er" from molester.

did u see those panisters hangin out over there?
people examples of panisters: billy, mr haris, the chicken man

by stacey raerae phillips June 1, 2005

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009

panis

The unsightly bulge of fat that dangles above the bush of a very fat chick.

I had to keep pushing her panis off the top of my head because I thought I was going to suffocate.

by J Slip December 5, 2003

panis

(noun.)
An unsightly bulge which folds over ones belt and or genitalia. Typically derived from extreme obesity or childbirth.

Kyle was so fat that pretzels and pennies became lodged within the fold of his panis.

by Patrick Kelleher July 31, 2005

Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

by Penismeister September 3, 2010

panis

Medical term for the fatty part of your stomach that hangs over your belt.

Your Papa is so fat that he needed two pieces of underwear... One to support his penis and one to support his panis!

by stone1998 August 30, 2012