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stink palm

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand
That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.
by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005
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palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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Palm me a dead one

meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.
Example 1: I asked a friend to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)

Its origin are uncertain but date back to at least the Childers Muster (Rodeo) of 1997 where it is attributed to Truckin' Trev.

The phrase has been bastardized to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.

Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull or frigid)

Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)

Example 4: I asked my roommate to get me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)

The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe. That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.

Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!
by DocSparkle April 17, 2009
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palm beaching

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's
by 561Gansta January 26, 2014
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stank palm

created in "Mallrats", its when you stick your hand in your sweaty crack and subsequently shake someone's hand without them knowing what you did with your hand. Its supposed to leave a stank on someone's hand for a LONG time.
Dude, that guy just totally stank-palmed the principal!! Awesome!
by rasputinlives June 2, 2004
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gamer palm

An internal pain of the palm, caused by contact with a mousepad from playing computer games for extended periods of time.
I have gamer palm from playing too much Counter-Strike.
by Trizik September 12, 2005
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Paleopabloism

Paleopabloism is a political ideology that based Chad's follow. They believe in traditional values and are Christians.
I used to be gay and ancap, now I'm a based and follow Paleopabloism
by Oogaboogapaleocon April 16, 2021
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