Palin

An inexperienced, mildly retarded, down syndrome sprouting, first amendment abolishing, creationism enforcing, wolf and wildlife killing woman who doesn't know "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?"

I'd bang Palin, but I sure as hell don't want that bitch running my country.

by Brandon Dean McCann November 4, 2008

Palin

n. A person who remains conscious and produces incomprehensible verbiage while actually in a vegetative state.

"While unintelligible, Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC last night."

by Scandanavian Fetus June 22, 2009

Palin

To suddenly quit, drop-out, or stop whatever you are doing at that moment in time. Often related to a job.

Friend 1: "Dude how's that website coming together?"
Friend 2: "Screw it dude, I'm pulling a Palin."
Friend 1: "Yeah, wasn't worth your time anyways."

by S. Palin August 26, 2009

Palin

To use notes written on the inside of your hand as a reminder of points to be covered during a speech. This method is mostly used as an aid when inadequately prepared to speak to the public. Named after its most notorious user, former Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

George: "I keep forgetting to mention lower costs and access to more people for my speech on universal health care coming up in Speech Comm 105 next period."
Richard: "Just palin the two points. No one will notice."
George: "Good idea. Do you have a pen I can borrow?"

by Mozu February 9, 2010

palin

Palin (v) to bluff poorly, esp. with regard to some basic knowledge.

"When he brought up the electoral college I thought he would palin, but he actually knew his shit."

"I’m going to have to palin my presentation tomorrow if I have another drink."

(first spotted at http://www.delawareliberal.net)

by mike1199 January 15, 2009

palin

someone who can see russia from their front porche

your mom's a palin

by ritard dumbass December 30, 2009

palin

-adjective

1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant woman.

Them republicans is palin fo sure.

by goingnowhere October 20, 2008