Person 1: How did she make it to the finals? She can't even dance!
Person 2: She palined it.
Person 1: I wish I could have a TV show even though I've done nothing but make a fool of myself on the world stage.
Person 2: Easy. Just palin it.
Person 2: She palined it.
Person 1: I wish I could have a TV show even though I've done nothing but make a fool of myself on the world stage.
Person 2: Easy. Just palin it.
by storm_25_52 November 17, 2010
When your neighbor hires a loud, obnoxious hooker; and no matter what you do, you can't seem to block out the noise.
He's obviously having fun, and she's in it for the money, but the rest of the apartment complex knows they're both a pair of assholes we're all better off without.
He's obviously having fun, and she's in it for the money, but the rest of the apartment complex knows they're both a pair of assholes we're all better off without.
Pass me that coffee, man... my fat-assed neighbor hired a Palin last night, and they kept me up with all their bullshit until dawn.
by Alaskan_Wolf September 6, 2010
A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
by Mr. Snowmanpants January 11, 2010
"Palin" being when one vehemently fights for or against something, without much knowledge or training on said subject- other than their own backwoods upbringing. And also maybe pulls out facts which may or may not be substantiated.
I know that I can be a little Palin when it comes to the topic of fighting monkeys, but it gets me every time! Did you know I read that 14 million mokeys die in Russia every year from this?
by katsmeow July 29, 2010
by Xjander September 4, 2008
A sexual act when someone receiving oral sex slams the head of the person giving them oral sex against their body so hard that the lenses on their glasses shatter.
Barbie gave Ken head and Ken gave her a Palin and she had to get new glasses to replace the ones shattered by the Palin.
by kwtn September 5, 2008
A person of such great positivity and optimism to the point of drawing massive and irrational hate-filled attacks from idiots who are ruining their country.
The great Palin-like leader ignored the mass of media-driven fools who made sick jokes about her children.
by jagaimo July 12, 2009