paggered

See monged
ie. can be used to describe a drunken or drugged state of mind or an ungly woman.

Man1: Check her out, she's nice!!
Man2: You're paggered, she's paggered.

by ezman January 4, 2004

Panger

The frustration the begins to surface when one has been very busy and must stop everything and urinate because it is the source of their frustration.

The busy waiter had to stop everything he was doing and go to the restroom because his panger was causing him to forget things.

by estcst October 12, 2018

Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

pajero

A man who is (a) physically large, much like the 4WD Mitsubishi Pajero and (b) who is a total wanker.

Characteristics of a pajero include lots of interior empty space and loud noise.

In Spanish, a 'pajero' means a wanker. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a pajero.

by fortissime January 20, 2011

Pagerat

It started off as a nice thing, but once you’ve been in it’s presence for longer than a month, it comes between you and all of your bestfriends until you split as a friendship group. It’s best talent is lying to everyone’s faces and crying to gets its way out of a bad situation. It can’t fight it’s own battles nor argue with a person without standing 2 miles away from the person confronting them. Overall it is a complete and utter waste of space and time, no one needs it in their life! They always tattle tail on everyone, never trust them!

she told the teacher? What a pagerat!

by Mainbiatch124 January 12, 2018

paggerts

person who hates videogames hair

John: oh god link has the worst hair of all universe
Paul: man fuck you, you are allways saying about link's hair, you are a paggerts

by paggets February 9, 2021

Gusset pager

A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.

Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020