Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

painting

sexual term used by gay men to describe the painting(shitting) on a penis....usually when a bottom is not cleansed or the penis goes in too deep.

Leon and Antonio were having sex and Antonio went in too deep and Leon painted on Antonios penis.

by A&T Student December 5, 2004

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by magicalchickens August 13, 2007

Painting the roof

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.

"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"

by AznJapDude June 15, 2015

sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010