Paddyaker

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!

WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!

by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010

snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.

by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

that's a paddlin'

For something that shouldn't be done, and if done, results in a paddlin'

Jasper: Talkin' outta turn. That's a paddlin'
Lookin' out da window. That's a paddlin'
Starin' ats mys sandles. That's a paddlin;
Paddlin' the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

by Victor142 July 30, 2011

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010