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Pwnd Up The Ass

A form of "pwnd" usually used in a sentence that needs particular emphasis, pending on the situation of course.
Situation used for "Pwnd up the Ass"-
Your friends boyfriend hits on your mom.
You have just been tricked out of a seat in a crowded area.
You have just spilled your Dr. Pepper.
"I just got Pwnd up the ass"

Situation NOT for using "Pwnd up the Ass"-
You got a C on your math test.
You fell out of your chair ALONE.
You spilled your Mt. Dew.
"I merely got pwnd"
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pwnd

by s0x0r January 24, 2003
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pwnd

(prounced "pohnd", sometimes making the "o" sound similar to that of an "i" or an "e")

a word used in place of "owned"

the word was used originally only by accident, when someone's finger slip while typing the word "owned" (as you may notice on your keyboard, the "p" is just to the right of the "o")

somewhere along the line, some people deicided to use it as a joke and the joke spread more and more.

then, some decided to take out the e, so instead of "pwned" we have "pwnd", but some still use it in it's original form with the "e". some also spell it "pwn'd" with an apostrophe in place of the "e".
ben: dude! did you see his face after he got punched by that retarded kid??
frank: yeah, he totally got pwnd.

OR

ben: man, that asian cobra didn't stand a chance against that mongoose.
frank: yeah, that cobra got pwnd.
by the fantastic mr. fox May 9, 2008
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pwnds

An elite (leet/1337) speak (speek) plural past participle of the commonly used gaming word "pwnd" (To destroy/kill/beat an opponent)
Pwnds is having owned (pl) where Pwnd is having owned (sing) and where Pwn is to own.
"You got pwnds noob!!1"
"I was on CS:S yesterday and thx to me the whole of CT got pwnds!!"
by Lee Gildemeester June 11, 2008
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lol-pwnd

Combination of the two internet phrases "lol" and "pwnd" in somewhat of a parodying way.
Used basically in the same way as "pwnd" or "owned".
Pronounce each letter of the acronym "L.O.L.", and the whole thing is pronounced back to back as if it were one word ("L.O.L.-powned")
Shadow: "Whoa. He killed me in one hit!"
Blaze: "lol-pwnd."
by BLAZE the Infernal January 5, 2008
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pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 19, 2009
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pwnd like a nub

When a nub is pwnd; when is someone playing a game is dominated horribly
Billy: Dang! you just killed me in 5 seconds...
Joe: YOU JUST GOT PWND LIKE A NUB!!!
by smelly2110 July 1, 2006
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