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Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
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self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps
by rtv0587 June 21, 2010
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Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.
Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!
by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 10, 2011
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stilletos (pumps)

Killa C yeah, play dey shit..

Diamond
Stiletto pumps, in da club (yeah),
Stilettos pumps, in da club (yeah)
Get crunk

Princess
Homegirl, Look out when you see me,
Because i'm coming up fresh,
Right with tha realest, ya feel this?
So you should call me tha best,
I can look jazzy and nasty wit my stiletto heels on,
But if a ho say something,
Trust me den her hair will get thrown,
I'm turnin head left and right,
Soon as you see one foot step out the car,
Strollin thro da club,
Then i make my way right by the bar,
Yeah yo nigga eyein me,
I take him from you so watch out,
I know you jazzy afta classy, but i gotta sexy mouth,
Hair is done, and nails are too,
And i match from head to toe,
And ta top it off, I'm rockin 60s black stilettos ho,
Different color everyday,
They just match the mood I'm in,
Silver, red, grey and black,
Look this good should be a sin

Chorus
Stiletto pumps, in the club,
Whoeva thought that these girls would get crunk,
Stiletto pumps, in tha club,
Whoeva thought that these girls would get crunk
We rockin stilettos ho x8

Diamond
Stiletto's on my feet
I'm sexy wit a mug,
I'm bookin all you hatas just to see if you crunk,
We swangin, throwin bows,
Cause ya boys thought we soft,
I'm knockin heads off,
I'm da baddest of dem all,
Makin niggas fall,
They fightin and tustlin,

Club owna scared that the girls might start bustin,
We crunk and we thuggin,
We take it in public,
This if for the girls in the trap steady hustlin

Chorus

Diamond
If you want a second look,
Take a picture if it's necessary,
Diamond be ma name and by da looks girl you aint even ready,
Wit ma dickies 2 pieced,
And my hair caught propped to da otha side,
Pink and white interior inside ma drop top chevy ride,
Killin all these hatas, cause they know i got stilettos on,
Yo nigga tried ta holla, but the pimpin here is way too strong,
I'm not fa breakin pockets, i can walk it like i talk it,
Got some prada in ma closet cant no hata here to stop it,
I'ma put this shit up on tha map, cause ATL is where i be,
I got ma girl Neyesha and Princess on tha shoppin spree,
I'ma get 'em fo' they goodies and gettin richer aint no pitty,
I'm the reason why they heard it,
I'm tha baddest in the city....
Yeah ho...

Chorus

Oh yeah crime mob dont sing black tee pink tee or white tee. franchize boyz sing white and black tee and a DJ sings pink tee hosted by Juvenille and UTP dumb asses.
by Crime Mob December 31, 2004
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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
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danny fist pumps

a super tan, muscle milk drinking, fist pumping guido. Hobbies include going to pacha, listening to tiesto, shopping at A/X and express, and the oh so obvious...pumping that fist. loves poland spring water, wears sunglasses at night, and eats, sleeps, and breaths the club. HGH!
Pacha was very guido, filled with many Danny Fist Pumps.
by billy rosewood January 8, 2009
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two-pumps

by Wayne jackson May 13, 2004
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