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this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
by dirt nap January 8, 2008
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Disco Pumps

The act of quickly doing exercises, such as push ups or sit ups, just before going out for the night, in an attempt to make yourself appear as toned and buff as possible.
Jerry wanted to make a good impression that nite at the club, so he did a few disco pumps after calling the taxi.
by b1g b00ts December 30, 2008
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stilletos (pumps)

I bent Amy over the couch and screwed her after she danced in her stilletos
by pico April 13, 2005
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Puzas

Could be considered the greatest last name in all of Lithuania. People with last name of 'Puzas' are generally emotional and can sometimes lean to the darker side of themselves. Could also be 'tainted' with an acute form of gayness, but then again, everyone is alittle gay, right?
Andora 'Puzas' is amazing.
by Labyrinthlove777 February 7, 2009
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Pumarejo

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.
Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.
by prowess April 27, 2015
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Pimasia

(pronounced as Pim Asia)
A pimasia is when someone urinates directly into someone else's mouth which they swallow, and then also defacate directly into the same person's anus. It is normally given by the dominant Goddess or Mistress of a submissive male recipient. This is often called a Goddess Pimasia, by extention. The receiver is not otherwise worthy of the beautiful Goddess and is used only as her toilet. He may be referred to by name as Toilet by the Goddess. He will be expected to perform as a toilet, swallowing the urine without spilling and keeping the defacation in his anus for a period of time.
He can't right now. He just got summoned by his Goddess. Probably be back soon though. It's likely another quick Goddess Pimasia she'll have him recieving.

Oh my goodness, that sound's disgusting! Why would they be doing that?
Well, you see, she owns him sort of. He is contracted to obey her and one of the acts of degradation she likes to make him suffer is Pimasia. Honestly i think she's just on some crazy power trip.
by subbytoy November 17, 2021
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Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.
Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy
by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020
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