pum pum tree

When your girl has a freakishly hairy vagina and it looks like a tree - the words pum pum coming from how you pummel it cause she your girl -often used in Birmingham as slang

Jim: yo my girls pum pum tree is peng
Mate: you should totally go to town on your pum pum ya know

Jim: maybe I will fam

by Jimthedestroyer123 June 8, 2018

Pum pum Wednesday

Mid week sexual intercourse activities

Bryan are you working over time? “It’s pum pum Wednesday”

by Pum Pum Wednesday August 5, 2021

Milky Pum-Pum

When a vagina is swollen and full of cum to the point that it looks like it could be milked.

"That Rosy girl has the biggest MPP I've seen"
"A what?"
"Milky Pum-Pum"

by lolgang133 August 6, 2018

pum pum claffy

a man who performs oral sex on a girl and likes it.

you is ah nasty pum pum claffy

by island boi January 12, 2006

pum pum

An expression of discontent or displeasure

I'm feeling rather pum pum today

Guy 1:i've got a headache
Guy 2:pum pum to that, man

by Laura Warner October 3, 2007

Pum

A dutch synonym to the male reproductive organ, the word often refers to not only the banana shaped part of the organ, but also to the beanbag or nutsack hanging under it.

It can also be used as a word to add more power to a sentence.

'Gregory has a small pum and dito balls'
'I hate you, you stupid pum!'
'Hell yeah, pum!'
'Bas has a huge pum'
'Frank showed his dirty pum in public'

by Ed Penusanus April 14, 2009

pum pum perfume

perfume made from pum extract

Hey, can I borrow some pum pum perfume

by onefunnymofo March 19, 2011