The act of inserting one's testicles into another's anal cavity ball by ball for the enjoyment of all parties (including any witnesses.)
"I can't wait for Spring Break in Tokyo where I'm gonna find some real nasty slut who loves getting Venezulian Peapods and letting her mother watch!"
"Dude, you're a pervert!"
"Alright, at least her sister."
"Dude, you're a pervert!"
"Alright, at least her sister."
by Adele Arakawa November 9, 2008
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someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.
Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
someone that has alot of information on file kept about them, like issues, trama, disorder, health condition, criminal past. Their files get pet by someone, because they want to pet the petaphile to shus him/her up, and stop them from being an ass.
Kindof feel bad like they were forced to be unfortunate.
Bab is such a petaphile. Look he has so much medicine. They are obviously petting his files up as he is so sad.
by europopian August 23, 2009
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She wears green head to toe body suit looking barf worthing outfits.. and has a middle part wavy African safari hair. She likes to give you your main story back like 1902563 times cause its never good enough for the damn yearbook..but really no one gives a crap. ohh and she likes to pair you with random seniors who you don't know so its basically good luck. She makes you feel like crap cause you don't do enough work outside of the 90 minutes and then complains about her life..!
She wears green head to toe body suit looking barf worthing outfits.. and has a middle part wavy African safari hair. She likes to give you your main story back like 1902563 times cause its never good enough for the damn yearbook..but really no one gives a crap. ohh and she likes to pair you with random seniors who you don't know so its basically good luck. She makes you feel like crap cause you don't do enough work outside of the 90 minutes and then complains about her life..!
"dude look at (peapodcooks) outfit today!"
"*(throws up)* holy (shit) she is disgusting and I can't even think of he"
"ugh I got back more (edits) on this caption...it didn't even go through the (editors) only (peapodcook).
"*(throws up)* holy (shit) she is disgusting and I can't even think of he"
"ugh I got back more (edits) on this caption...it didn't even go through the (editors) only (peapodcook).
by journalismisbad February 25, 2011
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by asdjkghjlasdfyusdhs September 7, 2016
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Demanding attention for him/herself by forcing a response out of their environment. Weither this attention be positive or negative doesn't seem relevant, they just want to be "heard". They will use dishonest "facts" to persuade or slander opposing parties. The petaphile knows no inbetweens when it comes to forming their opinion over other human beings, it is either an enemy or a friend. Violating a fellow-human's rights and law to achieve what they feel fulfills them is not uncommon.
When trying to reason with a petaphile or point out the ridiculousness in their bahaviour, it's likely to receive a spectacle of hostility, denial, accusations or made up "facts". A petaphile will claim all it's offensive behaviour to be for a greater purpose... Animal rights.
But once responsibility over these animals is achieved, a petaphile will not be able to handle the responsibility of actually caring for them, as the borderline personality characterizes impulsive behaviour... The animals end up being euthanized or set "free" in a hostile environment where they are sentenced to cruel death.
A petaphile, lacking the consience of a healthy human mind, will disregard the mass killing of the subject they seemingly appeared to protect as "better than being a slave to humans".
Demanding attention for him/herself by forcing a response out of their environment. Weither this attention be positive or negative doesn't seem relevant, they just want to be "heard". They will use dishonest "facts" to persuade or slander opposing parties. The petaphile knows no inbetweens when it comes to forming their opinion over other human beings, it is either an enemy or a friend. Violating a fellow-human's rights and law to achieve what they feel fulfills them is not uncommon.
When trying to reason with a petaphile or point out the ridiculousness in their bahaviour, it's likely to receive a spectacle of hostility, denial, accusations or made up "facts". A petaphile will claim all it's offensive behaviour to be for a greater purpose... Animal rights.
But once responsibility over these animals is achieved, a petaphile will not be able to handle the responsibility of actually caring for them, as the borderline personality characterizes impulsive behaviour... The animals end up being euthanized or set "free" in a hostile environment where they are sentenced to cruel death.
A petaphile, lacking the consience of a healthy human mind, will disregard the mass killing of the subject they seemingly appeared to protect as "better than being a slave to humans".
by Yummyp00p November 10, 2016
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