PTEAP

A picnic to end all picnics. An epic feast with pretentious dips, multi seeded sourdough and wine or beer that really needs to be colder but nobody cares because they just want to inhale as much booze as possible

Woods tomorrow for a PTEAP?

PTEAP by #Jesuisgeoff December 4, 2020

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Peapod Girl

A follower of the teachings and philosophies of that legendary cook and gourmand, Ma Pee-Pod. (note the different spelling of these homophones). A 'Peapod Girl' is actually the singular version of 'Peapod Girls', which is more accurate, since 'They' only come as a brace of Pod, aka Twinz.

Yo, homey! What up, what up? Dem Peapod Girlz, dey some badass mo-fos! Gnome sane?

Peapod Girl by Mr. Penguin April 24, 2005

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Related Words

PTEAP • peapod • peeapi • Pweapus • PEAPS • peapa pig • peapeapwopwo • peapipe • Peaple • Peaplish

Baltimore Peapod

When a man inserts one of his testicals in a woman's vaginga (for pleasure) then has the other ball outside of the vaginal curtains stimulating the clitoris, while both lovers shake vigorously.

Travis gave Astird the best Baltimore Peapod of her life (while her dog Duece watched). She female ejaculated 37 times!

Baltimore Peapod by Magpie-Lovers March 16, 2009

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petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

petaphile by Whitt March 13, 2007