1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
by mac-lovin January 19, 2008
Get the private browsing mug.Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.
*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 21, 2011
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the equivalent of get a room on the internet, especially when only text can be used. such as a facebook photo.
a: this photo looks so pretty!
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD
by WillSnipe4Rice January 3, 2011
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Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
by Eh_fuckoff January 2, 2019
Get the not-so-private-private mug.The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit
Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.
wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit
oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!
at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.
wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit
oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!
at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
by please don't expel me for this May 29, 2018
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Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.
That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.
Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.
Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
by A. Dufresne April 23, 2014
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by jamieking69 April 29, 2014
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