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private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing
by mac-lovin January 19, 2008
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Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 21, 2011
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get a private thread

the equivalent of get a room on the internet, especially when only text can be used. such as a facebook photo.
a: this photo looks so pretty!
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD
by WillSnipe4Rice January 3, 2011
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not-so-private-private

When you are on My Free Cams and in a private room with a model and other members tip her diverting the model's attention away from your private.

Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
Is MFC cam model Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
by Eh_fuckoff January 2, 2019
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The SMIC Private School

The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit

Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.

wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit

oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!

at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
i love The SMIC Private School because it's the cheapest "international" school!❤️
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since Saving Private Ryan

A phrase used to compare something, even when they aren't movie related.

Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.

That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.

Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
by A. Dufresne April 23, 2014
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private account

An account that someone with heaps of followers on instagram creates and lets only 'friends' follow it so they can post silly photos
Courtney: Oi Lily where's that photo of you and Alex hooking up?

Lily: It's on my private account!!
by jamieking69 April 29, 2014
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