Skip to main content

Dak Prescott

Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good

Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019
mugGet the Dak Prescott mug.

John Prescott

Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.

Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out

Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!

Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard
by LiverLover April 29, 2005
mugGet the John Prescott mug.

john prescott

An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.

Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.

Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles
by melchy May 31, 2004
mugGet the john prescott mug.

Dak Prescott

(Verb)
To slide into power; take control smoothly
Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.
by Right Nipple March 11, 2017
mugGet the Dak Prescott mug.

Dak Prescott

The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "

schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"

boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
by 8th_hour.rex September 16, 2020
mugGet the Dak Prescott mug.

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
mugGet the alex prescott-hansen mug.

maximoffs.prescott

An editor who is talented and very active I love all her comments she’s super nice she’s always supportive. Her edits also have good quality, she’s a very kind person I can say
Me: hey you know Maximoffs.prescott?
them: yeah she’s super nice
by ur.momsfav March 4, 2022
mugGet the maximoffs.prescott mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email