portugal caralho

An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!

Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.

Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"

Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"

by amarante24 June 16, 2018

Portugal. The Man

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.

Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.

by madsmel November 21, 2013

portugal police

Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.

Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"

by mlgjan September 23, 2019

Portugal. The Man

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.

Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”

by Already used by someone else December 12, 2017

Portugal is in Spain

Portugal is in Spain not many people believe this but it’s true

Jeff: hey where is Portugal

Bob: in Spain Portugal is in Spain

by Penis pussy November 16, 2020

Portugal the man

What once was an amazing band from Alaska that gave listeners great indie values has turned to shit ever since “Feel It Still” was released

Friend 1“I’m really getting into indie my favorite song is “Feel It Still” by Portugal the Man
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.

by Indie_valley007 February 6, 2018

Portugal. The Man

An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.

Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal

Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.

by alt-Shiga April 19, 2022