Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

Poops McGee

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".

Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.

by MtFujiInMyPants November 6, 2008

pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.

I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.

by RBC July 26, 2005

Spooky Poops

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

by sausagegirl420 November 30, 2011

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

angel poops

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.

"Angel poops save time and paper"

by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011