A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
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1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
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2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
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by logan_580 November 30, 2020
Get the Papa Pledge mug.A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.
by Dangerous D and Speed Racer October 22, 2008
Get the Wake Forest pledge night mug.A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
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