i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

nougat, please

A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.

Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)

Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!

CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.

by clairedorman April 20, 2010

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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

by dat guy! April 28, 2016

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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022