Picard Song

The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

by Mister Ignorant June 21, 2004

picayune virgin

A girl who has anal sex in order to "preserve her virginity." A picayune virgin often will claim she is a true virgin regardless of how many times she has been anally penetrated.

"Hey, did you know Josephine calls herself a virgin?"

"Seriously? When we were together we had tons of anal!"

"I know, she's a picayune virgin, man."

by Jackson Walker August 15, 2012

Picadapha

pic-a-da-pha
/pik-ä-dä-fä/
Verb
1. To pick up the phone.
2. To answer a question.

"Hi you've reached ____'s phone, sorry I couldn't answer, I must have been blatantly screening calls. Leave a message!"

"____, picadapha, da-pha-pick-up."

or

"Hey what did you get for dinner?"

"..."

"Yo bitch, picadapha!"

by G Long Mudpie August 27, 2013

Picasso's paintbrush

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016

Fudge Picasso

Using your own feces to recreate abstract art on a person's face.

He was passed out for three hours, giving me time to give him the Fudge Picasso. It looked like Guernica.

by Geckofudgemaker September 2, 2013

The Flying Picard

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011

pictwhore

A female who takes a large amount of different pictures of ones self until she's found the correct one. Once found, the pictwhore will then put it onto her computer and use some form of editing, completely changing the picture and eliminating any imperfections, essentially making herself look attractive, which she is not in reality.

Guy #1: Look at how hot this girl is dude!

Guy #2: No man, she's a total pictwhore. Have you seen her in real life?

by GasTeam August 18, 2011