Pinonky

Noun.

1. A hookup for which one is ridiculed forever.

2. A flaccid penis.

"I'm having fun now, but tomorrow this will totally be a pinonky."

by StanS924 December 1, 2006

Pianoteer

A professional piano player of high quality.

That dead guy was a bitchin pianoteer

by mcnelly May 21, 2006

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

Piano Feast

A dinner gathering with Piano music accompanying the meal.

Last Thanksgiving was a Piano Feast when the cousins played for hours.

by zizithecat July 30, 2019

Folding piano

Colloquial expression indicating someone with a propensity to respond adversely to pressure.

Man, that nort's a total folding piano.

by bobworship September 16, 2009

Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.

"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."

by Kim Jong Two November 24, 2022

Dueling Pianos

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

by Beidi November 24, 2005