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Phelps'd 

When an event occurs in which someone gets a good phelpsing, that is, they are beaten down, completely dominated, and possibly brought to tears as a result of said destruction. Coined from the total domination of Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and brought about by the Facebook group "You Just Got Phelps'd."
Did you see that basketball game? Our team came in as the underdogs, but we Phelps'd the other team and won by 30. The they were on the sideline crying after the game while we were celebrating.
Phelps'd by WAXBALL October 19, 2008

Phelps Phreestyle 

To smoke cannabis while in a swimming pool
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go for a swim?
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!

Phelps'ed 

The act of being belligerently wasted and/or stoned, and not stopping till blackout. Based on the swimmer Michael Phelps because he's always getting fucked up but still a champion in everyones eyes.
"Everybody at the sorority party was beyond hammered,

they were all Phelps'ed!"

"Once I get out of work, I'm getting so Phelps'ed I wont know up from down!!"

"I was so Phelps'ed last night, I don't even know how I got home."
Phelps'ed by Juiceman J October 6, 2013

Phelps Photo 

n. A picture taken of someone ripping a bong and then tagging the photo on Facebook or Myspace without prior consent.
Johnny is such a douche i just saw 6 phelps photos of me on Facebook.
Phelps Photo by JustinHimmelbaum February 4, 2009

phelps hands 

A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.
"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."

"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."
phelps hands by PhelpsHandphetish August 20, 2011

phelps dodge 

one of the oldest, most profitable and notorious of mining companies, recently sold to freeport mcmoran for $26 billion dollars.
ever hostile to workers, phelps dodge spent over a century in a successful attempt beat the union down. it is estimated that pd spent multiples of the price of a reasonable compromise on wages and conditions to avoid being party to such a compromise. in 1917, the year that cleveland h. dodge, scion of the family and executive of the company, funded an edowment in his name for the betterment of humanity, his company coralled 1700 copper queen mine workers at gunpoint, loaded them on boxcars ankle deep in manure and "deported" them to the new mexico desert without food or water.
cleveland dodge, a founding member of ymca, told his pastor he couldn't have any of the huge profits generated by ww1 burning in his pocket and seeded his foundation with $5million. 1917 net profits for pd were $24million.
why are there enormous craters, pools of acid, tailings piles and slag heaps blighting the sonoran desert of arizona? phelps dodge.
phelps dodge by lexicali slim September 21, 2009