phd

For brothers on the street - Pimpin' Hos Degree

I gots myself a bunch o' bitches, and got my PhD!

by Fineyngman September 24, 2005

PhD

Pimping Hoes Degree, its the degree that all pimps get to pimp whores.

I got my PhD at Pimp Universitie

by Bob I. March 10, 2008

PhD

A person who is basically trapped in college for the rest of his life. PhDs are also known to talk out of their asses and give long lectures about things not relevant to real life.

I'm glad I got out of college before I got that PhD.

by grad school dropout April 10, 2003

phd

Originally used to describe Higher education, achieved, doctorate.

But also used to describe a...

Playa hatin' dick head.

Damn, he always jealous, he a playa hatin dickhead(phd), 4 real!

by Nixx April 19, 2006

PhD

Three letters academically inclined folks long to insert after their names, as they are set to spend tens of thousands of dollars and slog through thousands of man-hours to earn it—they couldn’t care less whether their dissertations have near-zero value or impact on the outside world or not.

In an age when you can virtually order your fake PhD of any prestigious university for a few hundred bucks in a matter of days, who says that a doctorate degree is meant only for geeks or nerds?

by MathPlus November 13, 2018

phd

Acronym for Position of Head Disorder, related to cranial rectum inversion, but the specific disorder for those with advanced degrees.

Once Bob got his Ph.d., he fell ill with PHD when he shoved his head up his ass.

by PaschaSC June 25, 2007

PhD

Short for “Preaching, Healing, and Delivering.” The title that has spiritually been conferred on every believer of Jesus Christ, who has been commanded to share to pre-believers or unbelievers the Good News of the Lord’s gift of eternal life and His forgiveness of sins, and who has been empowered in the name of Jesus to free people from difficulties, diseases, and demons.

All born-again Christians are conferred a PhD to be fishers of men—to win souls for the Kingdom of God, so that they could end up on the right side of eternity after their last breath.

by MathPlus March 16, 2021