Peanus

The process of sicking your own penis inside your own anus
(Verb)

Did you try the peanus last night?

by Theseeroffandom January 11, 2017

penus

in the shape of male genitals.

the carrot was penus.

by Blarto April 18, 2009

peenus

The act of peeing into the anus.

Greg was overcome with satisfaction by how vigorously Chris performed peenus.

by DeafPenis February 9, 2010

Paynus

A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.

Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U

by skellskull January 24, 2011

Peanus

Penis and anus combined.

I want someone to lick my peanus.

by LemonsAnnish September 22, 2015

Penus Vagoover

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.

Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.

by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.

Ey, I could really use some penus.

by soffpipis March 18, 2019