Peubs

A word mean puberty or pervert. Depends how you use it

A: I’m having semen as I’m getting peubs

by lamecartoon44 October 24, 2019

pubsnout

Pub Snout is the snout(Cigarette or Fags) obtained by a Maxi from a person or persons that happen to be outside of a pub

I will give you a Pubsnout for that Email Snout

by MattCodes November 11, 2019

pubsick

Used in the same sense as 'homesick', a phenomenon experienced during the closure of pubs during the Covid-19 lockdown.

Fuck this shit bro I'm feeling pubsick as fuck, I could tongue punch the shit out of a pint right now.

by Bigcoldvic April 4, 2020

Pubsicorn

(During lockdown) - The art of a pub being as illusive as a unicorn.

Guy: Wow, is that pub open?
Other guy: Nah mate, it's just a pubsicorn.
Guy: Aaaah, fuck it!

by Commieninja94 May 19, 2020

pubshut

The utter disbelief to the closure of your local public house.

The pure shock to the realisation the pubs are no longer open, reduces the speaker to only manage single word sentences.

.....pubshut!

by Kevsmith February 12, 2021

Pubservation

Pub-zur-vey-shuhn

an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.

an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.

Nick: Is it just me or do you see that nasty looking whore mongering around these skangers to get free drinks?

Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.

by Studs Lonigan III October 28, 2023

s.p.dubs

skeets per week

Craigs girlfriend is in town so cold-streak craig is going to get his s.p.dubs (skeets per week) up.

by Gary bertier October 2, 2008