Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.
Clerk One: "You know that guy?"
Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"
Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"
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A reality tv show that has such bad acting and predictable plot lines that it’s actually entertaining. The history content is really the most interesting part.
Pawn Stars Script:
Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”
Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”
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Get the Pawn Shop Tickets mug.Coined from and having the same literary meaning as Pun Intended, but this time related to chess. Humorous wordplay for chess players and by chess players—making a chess joke for chess players, saying something, and saying something else jokingly.
Mikhail Tal once said: “There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones, and mine.” Pawn intended
Trading rooks with Queens on the seventh rank is something I enjoy doing a lot; Pawn intended
Trading rooks with Queens on the seventh rank is something I enjoy doing a lot; Pawn intended
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"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
by Alia P-S April 27, 2007
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