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Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010
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Dementia Patient

Someone who forgets too much.
Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(
by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019
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ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.
For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.
by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007
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the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.
my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
by olko March 30, 2009
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cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)
What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella
by Boiiwantthisusername December 4, 2017
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Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting
I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?
by wessidec April 8, 2011
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cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.
Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient
by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016
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