Pathologic Individualism

The clinically harmful belief that wearing a mask, getting a vaccine, or thinking about others is against your constitutional rights. Frequently found in Americans, with devastating results in individuals with underlying conditions such as:

MAGA Syndrome
Murica Disorder
Florida Residency

Karen's Pathologic Individualism has led her to believe the first amendment is about her right to mouth breathe wherever she wants.

by Supergoat52 June 26, 2020

Pathological Liar

Snoop

Definition: Being a snoop is someone who lies about nearly everything. Big, small, to their mother and grandmother they lie. Its hard to tell the truth when you are dealing with a snoop. They are a pathological liar.

“They lie like a snoop.”

by jazsypoo September 29, 2021

Pahol

A horrific mispelling of the word "phail", caused by typing far to quickly for the brain and fingers to work coherently. It carries the same meaning as the word "fail" and the word is pronounced 'Pah-hole'.

Epic pahol, right there.
You pahol at life.
Paholbag.

by CBASSWONDERLAND June 5, 2009

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011

payhole

payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.

Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.

Jane- Which one?

Dick- How many payholes do you have?

Jane- Seven.

Dick- WTF?! You do not!

Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.

Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?

Jane- Right or left?

Dick- is there a difference?

Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.

Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.

Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.

Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.

Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.

Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.

(snorting noises, laughter)

Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Jane- I do what I can.

Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.

Jane- What's she like?

Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

Palhole

A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.

My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*

by Lightboxes September 13, 2009