painted like a indian

When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.

Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.

by Bubdlub August 20, 2017

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

painted a brown starfish

Leaving a skid mark

Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them

by CasperSchmicheal November 9, 2017

Painted a Pollock

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

by mrbuddhafreak July 21, 2007

painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

painted her face

Sperm on a girls face

Bro I painted her face last night

by BDDNiqqa November 30, 2016