Paignton

The small town of Paignton, in southwest Devon UK, is originally mentioned in the Doomsday book. This is because medieval tourist guides were mainly geared toward what we undersatnd as dark comedy. Paignton is also know as the “Jurassic toilet”, a legacy of dinosaur poop fossils now replaced with half of England's rehabilitation paedophile population and Chav scum (Paignton has not changed much in 177 million years). People of Paignton were once referred to as "flatfoots", because they grew cabbages instead of brains. Look it up for reference, it is 100% accurate.

Have you been to Afghanistan? No, but I once had chav scum kick footballs at my head in Paignton.

by The chronicle July 29, 2019

Pagon

Pagon is probably some dip shit person who makes friends and steals their money for a vending machine thats barely $1.25, This kid poor as fuck to be honest.

Pagon is a bitch

by xxShadow October 19, 2017

Paygon

A Beg

Lowe Me Come Your Endz
Nahh Your A Paygon

by WaveeyPaygon December 20, 2010

paizon

a bro, your good friend. Someone that is like family to you.

Hey paizon long time no see broth.

Hey paizon that is a very nice shirt.

Ayyy paizon what is it..sisters night or something?

by BAUSS lee June 1, 2011

Paiton

Paiton will be the most loving, caring, most amazing person you'll ever meet in your life. They are shy yet outgoing and can be the best thing that could ever happen to you. If you meet a Paiton, make sure to NEVER let them go. They are so beautiful inside and out, and make sure to tell them you love them more than a thousand times a day.

Person 1: Who's that beautiful looking person?
Person 2: That's Paiton. She's the most loving person in the world.

by JadeTaylor338 June 15, 2022

Paikon

Also know as Mr. smelly strimmer to his chat, he packs chicken nuggets for like minimum wage in his spare time, while whaling on the popular gacha game Genshin Impact. He is the #1 NA Qiqi main, and a smelly emo twitch streamer. Paikon is also known as itspaikon on numerous social media sites, and for having the most generous and amazing chat.

Paikon deez nuts

by abobbie July 26, 2022

paimonial

adj.
: of or relating to Paimon.

1. Do I no longer satisfy your Paimonial needs?
2. It's time for some Paimonial wrath!

by 奇怪的甜甜花酿派蒙 March 14, 2023