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P.M.

PM, Pm, pm or p.m. can refer to: Time. Post meridiem (also written P.M., p.m., and pm), "after noon" in the 12-hour clock, in contrast to ante meridiem (a.m., "before noon")
"What time are you going to pick her up?"

"I will be there at 3 P.M."
by rock dave October 20, 2008
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P.M.H.P.

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.
by Baahl August 4, 2012
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p&m pizza

A restaurant in Arnold, Pennsylvania that has the best pizza in the world
OMG P&M Pizza is soooo good!
by PIZZAGUY2008 January 4, 2017
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e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d.

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way
by fucking 101 September 28, 2020
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Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.
Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.
by brandt77 February 11, 2008
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P.P.M.

An acronym for Pumps Per Minute. The standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ vaginal/ anal penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator's hips.
Although, she prefers a P.P.M. around 40, her man does not have the sexual endurance yet.
by melvin lavoix June 11, 2006
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T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
by Pezuss July 24, 2011
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