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ownage

Someone who "thinks there Elite or 1337" but get there vids deleted because they think there better than everyone and can overrule who they want. Obviously they dont listen to their friends who advise them not to and they still do it. Its unbelievable that these people continue to think there better than everyone and everything such as Youtube.
Dex: Im going to put up a vid of my friend's reaction of him watching a horse dick!

Christian: I dont think you should do that...

*Youtube deletes video*

Christian: OWNAGE!
by Chris Chaplin November 4, 2008
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Ownage

Ownage is when you are playing Halo 2 or Halo 3 and you are completely dominating your opponent(Examples of this would be consisent tea-bagging on your foes) However, Ownage should be used very sparcely, because ownage is a privalage, not a game that you have won only by 5 kills. I own all the time in Halo 3, and afterwards me and my friends say this......
MoeJoe The King="Oh we just owned those guys 25 to 2!!"
Pepsi Classic says, "Oh yes the ownage was supreme!!"
Together we chant, "ownage, ownage, ownage, ownage,"

This is all said while our opponents listen in agony because of their shameful skills.
by MoeJoe The King December 31, 2007
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Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)
Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)
by vipers June 13, 2008
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ownage time

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.
1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"
by ownage time August 9, 2006
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ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.
I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!
by roboduck February 26, 2009
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ownage pranked

Its when you give someone a prank call similar to the attempts by OwnagePranks, using different accents (preferably Vietnamese and Indian).
Vietnamese: Fuc all da japanese bebooo (people)
Indian: You do it gord gord?

Asian Restaurant : Fu King Chanese restaurant speaking.
Pranker: Fuc all da chineeese bebooo
Asian Restaurant: Fuck yo mowther
Pranker: dude you just got ownage pranked!
by Chocobrown June 10, 2009
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Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
by Bill March 23, 2004
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