Ottawa Senators

The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!

Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?

Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS

background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!

by Leafs35 February 1, 2009

ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Ottawa Senator

Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.

Stop being such an Ottawa Senator, you can't win all the time.

by TheSock58 October 7, 2009

Ottawa Senators

Quite possibly the worst joke of a franchise in NHL history today. They have the talent of a mediocre AHL team and their star players all request and instant trade upon seeing how bad things are.

I root for the Ottawa Senators. I promptly visit my therapist after the game ends.

by 81654288888 February 25, 2019

Ottawa Ks

The place where you can go, and get into a fake gang. The place. The one in only with Fake (Gd's, Bloods, Crips), But that's not the worst. Every girl you come in contact with sale hers self or have a premium snapchat. Meth heads. Heron Addicts. Pill users, and even fake drug dealers acting like they own the world. If you have nothing else to do with your life go to Ottawa, and become a fake gang member for only 0.99 cents a day. (Even though there parent's make a killing) They chose that life that life didn't chose them. They may have guns, but there's no bullets'. IF come in contact with one of these fake gang members you may get shot with a bb gun.

In ottawa you can become anything you want.
Ottawa Ks means is that you don't want to go there.

by Ottawa Tweakers March 3, 2021

Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021

Ottawa collar

Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.

You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.

Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.

by CharliePigHamm November 2, 2021