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fluent ozzy osbourne

When you are so drunk you sound like the famous rock star Ozzy Osbourne when speaking.
Person 1: df;j;ajfjfkjfajghhahfhg
Person 2: I think you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne again.
by Thoffman678 December 10, 2017
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jordan osbourne

Person: Jordan Osbourne is such a twat

Another person: Agreed, I hate him
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Ozzy Osbourne

An Ozzy Osbourne is not only Sharon's husband, but is another way of saying "virginity". As "virginity" is a very direct word, Ozzy Osbourne is a more discrete way of talking about your virginity.
Zoe: I've still got my Ozzy Osbourne, I'm waiting for the one

Beth: Wow, that's a very respectable decision for you to make, Zo
by bethdest September 17, 2017
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Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.
Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
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Ozzy Osbourne

prince of darkness whose brain has been turned into a warm slurpie from years of drug abuse
"eerrrr SHARON!!!! errrr jack err how do you work t-t-t-t-he remote - SHARON!!!!! err err eeh eh"
by bitchesANDgravy October 28, 2004
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Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
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Ozzy Osbourne

Former king of metal. Now a washed up sell-out who only sees dollar signs. This started with his show "The Osbournes", to re-enact one of the episodes go to a channel you don't get and let the beeping noise go on for thirty minutes. Need more proof? A few years ago Ozzy had a few of his CDs re-done with different bass and drums.
Please Ozzy, do metal a favor and retire.
by Billy Bob Bo Brain the 3rd. September 15, 2005
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