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Orc'd

The act of having intercourse with a middle aged chinese-black man that foams at the mouth (A common sign of rabies). It's only considered being "Orc'd" if the man has one wart at the base of his penis and goes through flop sweats as he ejaculates.
Timothy: Dude, I got Orc'd for the first time last night!
Samuel:I remember the first time I got Orc'd, did he break out sweating?
Timothy: Oh yeah, a ton. But the sweat dripping from his chin felt good on my back, but it got even better when he came. It was like Icy/Hot on my back.
by fishinferdicks January 2, 2012
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Orc's

These creatures or Orc's usually lurk around the West End of Glasgow near a place called Mordor or Ibrox as some of these creatures call it. These hoards support a team called Rankers who play anti football and their leader is called "Waltorc the Negative". These creatures usually wreck and ruin every where they go leaving a trail of destruction like a tornado has come through the place. No Man, Woman or Child are safe as all are targets for the rampaging mob.

Please if you come in contact with one of these creatures please do not tease them or mention words like "Quad", "Minty's Super Dome" or "Kenny Miller" as this will be sure to rage the beasts and result in your untimely end...
Manchester 2008 "UEFA Cup Final" Orc's Wreck Manchester
by Surferbhoy June 13, 2008
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Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.
Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!
by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009
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Orc's breath

Term used to describe horrifyingly awful-smelling farts.
That fart seriously smells like orc's breath. Like if an orc breathed on me, that would be the exact same smell as that fart.
by Bjenk March 17, 2011
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orc sex

when connor has xxx porn with his hobbit friends from middle earth
Tom: What are you doing this afternoon Connor?
Connor: Im having some orc sex
by BUMBUM August 20, 2014
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orc hewer

an attack that kills orcs by hewering them
by final judgement July 20, 2012
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Orc Style

A style of sex where one uses teeth and rips skin from partner.
"Yo, this bitch orc styled my dick last night. I punched her in the face."
by manduhteriyaki October 12, 2009
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