THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
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random- thats some optimum wifi right there
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1. A fighting game term; it's inputting in multiple commands/moves in order to cover various bases.
2. Outside of fighting game terms, it means to cover your own ass, or to provide an excuse.
2. Outside of fighting game terms, it means to cover your own ass, or to provide an excuse.
1. I almost forgot the option select there; luckily he choked on the combo.
2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.
Don't pull a chuck.
2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.
Don't pull a chuck.
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OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”
OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”
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"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"
"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"
"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
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