Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

Opticasm

Opticasm, is the usage of both Optimism, and sarcasm.

"Mark, we can totally expect to have 300 hotel guests coming in today on our slowest day." - The speaker is showing optimism, and sarcasm. Thus, Opticasm.

by Joshua (Renown Recon) McClain January 27, 2010

optic predator

a 5 foot 3 mexican who is known for quickscope montages on Modern Warfare 2. He does not accept any randoms and is not very polite.

Nice subscriber"hey predeator whats up i love your montages"
Optic Predator"another fanboy"

by UMADBROFL July 27, 2010

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005

optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

by ae34 March 25, 2008

opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006