Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Homo-opportunity

Any opportunity to promote, market, or endorse homosexuality in a positive way.

"100% Queer-ola" should be on a t-shirt we sell at Pride. It would be a real homo-opportunity.

by roxxboise July 27, 2010

The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.

oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.

by Greenranger January 11, 2008

Opporuinty

An opportunity that has been ruined.

He was going to get laid, but it turn into a real opporuinty.

by AZ Boomer May 9, 2013

opportunitities

The opportunity to see breasts.

I'll have some serious opportunitities after my second date tonight!

by chifish August 24, 2017

Once for a lifetime opportunity

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.

Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."

by JimBobstro October 21, 2008

Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.

Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

by babyzierad December 13, 2009