Opossuming

To not wear any legwear other than underwear

"He was just opossuming in his bedroom."

by El_Goober September 27, 2024

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025

Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.

Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.

by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018

Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Zeb The Opossum

Zeb The Opossum is, as the name states, an anthropomorphic gothic opossum from the comic series "I think I like you". He doesn't exert much energy on the outside, but inside hes a bundle of energy bursting at the seems to yap on about goth and punk rock. Dont bring up Jax the fox lest you wanna hear him ramble on about his soon to be "official" boyfriend. If you couldn't tell he was a raging homo, simply show 'em a picture of Jax's abs... he'll be face first on the ground in a gay fox infatuation trans.

"Zeb really has it on for that boyfailure Jax..."
"Omfg there Zeb goes again, fainting at the sight of that fox's abs!"
Zeb looked at me with much disdain and disapproval, using his opposable tail to take a b;tchy sip of his coffee
"I love Zeb the opossum so much"
Zeb calmly (yeah right) assured me he WAS NOT emo... he was goth you dumb^ss

by J^adedJ5yth3f6g December 27, 2025