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oozing hatchet wound

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".
by Adam Smith October 26, 2003
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green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up
He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.
by Rae Jen October 2, 2005
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post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers
ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze
by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013
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I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
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a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again
by X June 13, 2003
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Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen
"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin
by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018
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ooze

To drag or push through the mud, literally or metaphorically.
They took that guy to the edge of the swamp and oozed him for two hours.
She hired a smart lawyer who really oozed her ex.
by DippiusDappus February 28, 2019
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