one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

one handed popcorn eater

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves

dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck

by manfat June 28, 2003

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016