Olsoning

When you create a kick ass group and people get jealous and make up lies and talk shit.

Tyler is baby and is really jealous of that guys Olsoning skills so he talks shit on the internet.

by GimpyJ May 5, 2019

ole olson

taken from a band called ole olson and the knife fights, now means militant/fundamentalist christian

george w. is a total ole olson.

by Lynn March 1, 2005

Layla Olson

Pothead, scary, drunk, wanna-be Ke$ha. Whore, asshole, Loser. Friends with Arianna Rivera. Ugly. Skanky, sleezy, smelly, gross, acne, slut.

"You're being such a Layla Olson, sleeping with 50 guys when you're high."

by Sarthack May 11, 2012

Olsonesq

To have extremely short, un-effective, and utterly useless arms

Im going to punch that person in the face, and then slap his mother, and he cant do shit because his arms are Olsonesq.

by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006

Olsoned

The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool.

Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha I just olsoned jacobsen.

by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Olson

To acknowledge something someone says but without an immediate response. An acknowledgement of what they say and a statement that you will respond soon.

Jim, that's a hard question. Olson.

by TheAussie711 January 17, 2026